Sean P Will Buy Your Soul at a White Tie Affair Show

Sean Ps Soul Contract

I, _______________________, do hereby and forthwith, for the agreed upon price of _______________ relinquish possession of my mortal soul and all accompanying rights and priveleges to the estate of Sean P and The White Tie Affair, for the rest of my worldly existence, and any and all other-worldly or afterlife-y existences to follow.  All rights any potential spirit animals, guardian angels, or similar soul-related apparitions formerly in possession of the signee are, upon signing of contract, remanded to the afore-mentioned.  Sean P and the White Tie Affair also retain all rights to the signee’s option to grow a soul patch (if of the male persuasion) as well as his or her ability to enjoy music commonly accepted as ‘soul’ (eg. James Brown, Al Green, etc.).  This contract is binding from now until the end of the signee’s departure of this mortal coil, and continues to be binding through all of eternity following said date of departure.  Burning of contract will void contract and return soul to the custody of signee—contract will be held and maintained by Sean P and associates.

Signed________________________________                     Date________________

Sean Ps Soul Contract

I, _______________________, do hereby and forthwith, for the agreed upon price of _______________ relinquish possession of my mortal soul and all accompanying rights and priveleges to the estate of Sean P and The White Tie Affair, for the rest of my worldly existence, and any and all other-worldly or afterlife-y existences to follow.  All rights any potential spirit animals, guardian angels, or similar soul-related apparitions formerly in possession of the signee are, upon signing of contract, remanded to the afore-mentioned.  Sean P and the White Tie Affair also retain all rights to the signee’s rights to grow a soul patch (if of the male persuasion) as well as his or her ability to enjoy music commonly accepted as ‘soul’ (eg. James Brown, Al Green, etc.).  This contract is binding from now until the end of the signee’s departure of this mortal coil, and continues to be binding through all of eternity following said date of departure.  Burning of contract will void contract and return soul to the custody of signee—contract will be held and maintained by Sean P and associates.

Signed________________________________                     Date________________

Sean Ps Soul Contract

I, _______________________, do hereby and forthwith, for the agreed upon price of _______________ relinquish possession of my mortal soul and all accompanying rights and priveleges to the estate of Sean P and The White Tie Affair, for the rest of my worldly existence, and any and all other-worldly or afterlife-y existences to follow.  All rights any potential spirit animals, guardian angels, or similar soul-related apparitions formerly in possession of the signee are, upon signing of contract, remanded to the afore-mentioned.  Sean P and the White Tie Affair also retain all rights to the signee’s rights to grow a soul patch (if of the male persuasion) as well as his or her ability to enjoy music commonly accepted as ‘soul’ (eg. James Brown, Al Green, etc.).  This contract is binding from now until the end of the signee’s departure of this mortal coil, and continues to be binding through all of eternity following said date of departure.  Burning of contract will void contract and return soul to the custody of signee—contract will be held and maintained by Sean P and associates.

Signed________________________________                     Date________________